30 1 / 2013

The look of fear and choice of “comfortable” footwear say it all. Bradley Cooper aka hottest Oscar-nominated mental patient ever, really threw us a curveball when he dated Renee Zellweger aka best known for playing an overweight, alcoholic woman obsessed with her diary. 

The look of fear and choice of “comfortable” footwear say it all. Bradley Cooper aka hottest Oscar-nominated mental patient ever, really threw us a curveball when he dated Renee Zellweger aka best known for playing an overweight, alcoholic woman obsessed with her diary

30 12 / 2012

Whenever we get depressed about the fact that one of our Top 5 (well, up until he lent his acting skills soley to Transformer movies), Josh Duhamel, is married to Fergie, we’re forced to look on the bright side. We have full control of our bladders, our faces don’t have the Wicked-Witch-post-bucket-of-water look at all, and we don’t have the same name as a certain duchess with a foot fetish. Overall, a win. 

Whenever we get depressed about the fact that one of our Top 5 (well, up until he lent his acting skills soley to Transformer movies), Josh Duhamel, is married to Fergie, we’re forced to look on the bright side. We have full control of our bladders, our faces don’t have the Wicked-Witch-post-bucket-of-water look at all, and we don’t have the same name as a certain duchess with a foot fetish. Overall, a win. 

25 12 / 2012

In honor of Christmas, we’d like to celebrate the parents of another soon to be famous tot…the royal one. Try as we might, there is no denying that this is now an uneven couple. Yes, there was a time when Prince William was the next-in-line, rugby-playing man of our dreams. Now let’s face it- he’s basically Prince Charles with even less hair, which means he should be dating a horse, and not the flawlessness that is Kate Middleton.

In honor of Christmas, we’d like to celebrate the parents of another soon to be famous tot…the royal one. Try as we might, there is no denying that this is now an uneven couple. Yes, there was a time when Prince William was the next-in-line, rugby-playing man of our dreams. Now let’s face it- he’s basically Prince Charles with even less hair, which means he should be dating a horse, and not the flawlessness that is Kate Middleton.

19 12 / 2012

This couple actually makes perfect sense- Jamie Cullum needed someone to help him reach the top shelf in his kitchen and Sophie Dahl clearly has an unhealthy obsession with The Lord of the Rings.

This couple actually makes perfect sense- Jamie Cullum needed someone to help him reach the top shelf in his kitchen and Sophie Dahl clearly has an unhealthy obsession with The Lord of the Rings.

18 12 / 2012

Finally convinced Hugh Jackman is gay. It wasn’t the Tony Award that tipped the scale (we’re all for males with musical talent)- it was the fact that the only suitable female partner he could find was Mrs. Claus’ doppelganger.

Finally convinced Hugh Jackman is gay. It wasn’t the Tony Award that tipped the scale (we’re all for males with musical talent)- it was the fact that the only suitable female partner he could find was Mrs. Claus’ doppelganger.

15 12 / 2012

Mila Kunis shocked the world by telling Cosmo, “I was blind in one eye for many years, and nobody knew.” We knew Mila…nothing else could have explained this 8 year relationship.

Mila Kunis shocked the world by telling Cosmo, “I was blind in one eye for many years, and nobody knew.” We knew Mila…nothing else could have explained this 8 year relationship.